Im Not A Fuckin Spam Blog

frankensteined:

frankensteined:
casting spike growth during the cadazor fight resulted in a visual that i could write essays about
these are my favourite tags that this post has generated so far

astarionstrousers:

i fucking love tieflings
One of the best races, hands down. No further questions.

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:
hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus
“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

citrusgender:

nastywizard:

raphmike:

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

selenastaylors:

cant stop thinking about this

greelin:

greelin:
why’d my husband just send me a photo from his work christmas party being like “yeah we have a magician here rn.” what goes on in the corporate world
help

teaboot:

senatortedcruz:
Republicans have cottage cheese for brains because the baby does try to abort the mother like with regularity
That is the wildest shit I’ve ever seen

anyroads:

mamzier:
anyroads:
Something so profoundly fucked up between the inverse ratio of shrinking middle class and ever increasing aggression of advertisement
In which we’re all Truman

fieldbears:

fieldbears:
Trash Goblin is up on Kickstarter, and they have a free demo! It’s on Steam!
You’re a goblin and you find, clean up, and sell little knick-knacks. Little thingamajigs. Little treasures.
And then you sell them to people. If you want.
I’ve played the demo and it’s mega cute. As of writing this they have like a month more to go in raising funds, and my only stake in this is that I want the rest of this game to exist.
I want to provide the link but Tumblr’s so fucking weird about posts with links. So search for ‘trash goblin kickstarter’ and try it on Steam, see if you like it. It’s cute af so far.
A morning reblog for luck! Check out the Kickstarter and the free demo on Steam.

monkeywiki:

sometimes reading the comments is worth it

hollerite:

woamna:
Rule
This post is so funny to me. I watched it back on tiktok, and every single person in the comments section was just ripping into this guy. They were being so mean to Coleman over this, it was unreal. But every single other place it gets posted to people love this guy. Coleman, I hope you’re seeing these reposts, we accept you as part of the LGBTC+ community.

northisnotup:

transmortifried:
buried-in-stardust:
Demonstrating some wushu skills
[eng by me]

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
notajerusalemcricket:
merlinthegrey:
Now that’s a motherfucking gifset.
Slightly better timed version using guess and check
They weren’t laid out correctly anymore so here you go

daffodils-and-bonfires:

A personal favorite dynamic of mine is ‘I would die for you’ and ‘Die? Who said you could die!? No! I will drag you back from the afterlife my self!’. Like yes the ‘I’d die for you’ energy is great, but when the other person responds with basically a ‘like hell you will!’ It’s probably one of my favorite things.